If Animals Could Post on FaceBook....

Goat : Friends, don’t go out, hari raya korban holiday is coming

Pig writes a comment on Goat’s status : “Luckily I am haram” 4 likes.

Goat replies :“Don’t you remember that after hari raya korban is the Chinese new year..? 211 likes

Chicken : If tomorrow I don't update my status, means I am being served at KFC. Love you all.....

Cow : Huh! They are touching my breast again..what do they think I am! Bitch?

Mosquito : I am HIV positive and this is all due to wrong sucking !!!

Octopus : I have just refilled my ink.. hurray!!

Lamb: Awwwww....he's making sheep's eyes at me!

Cockroach : Managed to skip from some one’s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle.

Monkey: Stoooopid golfer...play everyday oso cannot get the ball into the hole...so I picked up the ball and put it in!

King Cobra: She actually worships the ground I ssssssslither on...*wink*, *wink*!

Toad: Errrrkkkkk!!!! The princess I kissed turned out to be a pondan :(